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The name Coventry comes from Cofa’s Tree
A tree that did stand on the edge of Cofa’s land
So forget the river, or the goddess Coventina
Just relax and listen, to how the city was christened
My man Cofa had it going on
Like a Saxon Monty Don
He did formal planting with Roman box
And gardens made of herbs, moss or rocks
He knew this Warwickshire town was happening
So he wanted to mark it with a sapling
But he had 99 problems and clay soil was one
You get too much rain, your root balls over-run
With no drainage solution he felt forlorn
Then he thought, “hey I’ll plant it by the Sherbourne”
Then he placed the tree that made history
And everyone sang most knowingly
“Mighty things grow from tiny acorns
What majestic wonders are yet to born
A towering cathedral bringing light to the dark
And most wondrous of all...
...a big Primark”
If you want more check out his medium blog
On how to chop the perfect firewood log
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Lady Godiva
02:12
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Lady Godiva was one of the wealthiest women is England
A benevolent patron of many religious and charitable institutions
Someone who not only survived,
but thrived after the Norman conquests...
...but that’s not what she’s remembered for
Lady Godiva, parading through the street
Flashing every person that you meet
They get an eyeful, it causes accidents
What did you do with the clothes I sent?
The gentle folk all barricade their windows
But the tailor man is peeping like a Tom
In Coventry it seems that anything goes
Put something on
Lady Godiva, bearing both your breasts
Your long hair’s no substitute for a vest
Lady Godiva, riding on your steed
Humbling Earl Leofric with this deed
You say you are protesting taxation
But your nudity just causes a sensation
Love Island is your next destination
Put something on
Lady Godiva, Mercia countess
Did you just forget to put in your dress?
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Want to know my favourite, Of the three spires
It’s the one that’s been built, by the Greyfriars
Many other buildings, have been and gone
But this one’s still standing, like Elton John
Take a wandering band of Franciscan monks
Add Cheylesmore quarries sandstone chunks
You’ve got a lovely tower, a classic design
But boy was it born under a bad sign
King Henry came and it got awkward
The monastery went replaced with an orchard
The rest of the church came tumbling down
But the spire was left untouched by the crown
What followed were lean times I won’t deny
There was an extended run as a pigsty
Then they added a new church, a gorgeous one
It got flattened in a Nazi bombing run
But the spire still stands where it’s always been
Somewhere between lonely and serene
A building of dramatic starkness
As invincible as Captain Jack Harkness
It’s spire that won’t expire
Through wind & rain, bombs & fire
Whatever bad luck transpires
It’s harder than Omar from The Wire
It’s got no plans to retire
Man I miss drinking in Inspire
Built by a bunch of Clever geezers
So it Doesn’t lean like the one in Pisa
It can withstand any hurricane or storm
You see that’s the beauty of your cruciform
It could sustain an attack by Godzilla
And only need a touchup with Polyfilla
If there’s a weak spot I’ve yet to hear it
Though we didn’t let Fred Dibnah near it
It’s spire that won’t expire
It’s got no plans to retire
Man I miss drinking in Inspire
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Cheylesmore Manor, the Camera Principis
House the prince who did all this
I see a prince in black armour
Has got you in a headlock
Well shouldn’t mess with Edward
The earl of Woodstock
(Not that Woodstock...)
Now this is a story all about how
Prince Edwards life turned upside down
And I'd like to tell you how he left Cheylesmore
To become the hero of the 100 years war
In Woodstock Palace born and raised
Gaining titles is where he spent most of his days
Chester, Cornwall and the Prince of Wales
Compared to Cheylesmore it all pales
But some French royals were up to no good
They weren’t acting as neighbours should
You want a little fight? the king roared
Saddle up Edward, this means war!
The... fool...
Phillip the Sixth found things got messy
When took on Edward at the battle of Crecy
King John of France thought he had him outflanked
But Edwards army routed them like a tank
Henry of Trastamara wanted to rule Castile
Edward helped bring him quickly to heel
Then he looked at his kingdom, people said awe
No man did more, in the 100 years war
If he’d only stayed in Coventry
He might not have died of dysentery
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The Coventry Godcake, all hail, all hail
Against it all other cakes do pale
The Sky Blue snack, thought it’s not coloured that way
A Coventry Godcake will make your day
It’s mincemeat wrapped in fine pastry
With sugar on top sprinkled lovingly
Make your corners and incisions number 3
To pay tribute to the holy trinity
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If you make your triangles isoceles
Then your pastries are bound to please
Don’t waste your mincemeat in a mince pie
To Eccles Cakes you should wave bye bye
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It’s baking that’s done as it should
It needs no support from Paul Hollywood
Forget your trendy obsession with cupcakes
It’s the English classics we must partake
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Sit back while I impart some history
Let’s go back to the 14th century
When Chaucer topped the bestseller lists
And the Coventry Godcake started to exist
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Given by godparents, received with glee
They cost from a pound to a ha’penny
So good they were eaten by everyone
As ubiquitous as a hot cross bun
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Key to Godcakes is the puff pastry
Whereas Chorleys are shortcrust & Eccles flaky
Though there is contention, truth be told
Do you slice the pastry or give it a fold?
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These Godcakes have a great legacy
Even jam puffs are known as Coventrys
And if all this isn’t trivia enough
The grass in the corner of a fork in the road is actually called a jam puff
(Too obscure? OK)
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Adopt Adapt Improve
02:40
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Adopt adopt improve
Or do something else instead
If we can’t be the best
We’ll knock it on the head
Back in the 18th century
Weaving was our big industry
Your appearance would be unforgiven
If you’re not trimmed in Coventry ribbon
But then came a factory boom
And we didn’t fancy the Jacquard Loom
We pride ourselves on cottage weaving
And if that’s not your bag then we’ll be leaving
The kids of weavers made time machines
Watches, clocks and sewing machines
But when those trades could no longer succeed
We heard about the velocopede
A French invention with a lot to like
But we can build a better bike
First the safety cycle by John Starley
Then Mr Davidson, meet Mr Harley
Two wheels good, four wheels better
Let’s put the car into carburettor
Instead of feeling down in the dumps
We turned to cars and it was a triumph
Our companies really set the Standard
By which I mean we were in the vanguard
From fancy cloth to a Hillman minx
We have a boom and then it shrinks
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By George!
02:35
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By George! (Elliott) to be precise
An author whose novels are great, nice
But By George! (There’s) been stagnation
Lets liven them up for our generation
...And with these new creations
we shall cause a real sensation
Let’s take the tale of Silas Marner
The lonely weaver who waits for karma
You’ve got the theft of gold not once but twice
So let’s turn this into an exciting heist
Think Oceans eleven meets the Italian Job
With churches not casinos fit to be robbed
Then drive to Warwickshire in horse drawn minis
And count your glittering pot of guineas
Critics adore Mill on the floss
But the kindle crowd will be at a loss
The romantic intrigues of idealist Maggie
Feature no rumpy pumpy and are frankly baggy
Let’s get hot gypsies and make it fiery
Less walks in the woods, more Bridget Jones Diary
The couple drowning is far too tragic
So let’s let one live to be more like Titanic
Middlemarch is surely perfect
Any tinkering just isn’t worth it
The finest novel in English prose
Well so says Amis and he usually knows
But it’s a sad and impenetrable piece of art
I mean, pick a main character for a start
No-one wants psychological insight
We want moody vampires like in Twilight
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Elephants Everywhere
02:17
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Manchester has the worker bee
Hartlepool had a mayor monkey
Though Hartlepool monkeys are in short supply
Since they hung the first as a Foreign spy
But I’m not a fan of the Preston lamb
Or swan & stag of Buckingham
So a simple plan I’d advocate
Is a knockout competition to set things straight
—And in that competition we will be triumphant
—Because a worker bee’s trumped by an elephant
Elephants, elephants everywhere
From the council house to Broadgate square
Elephants, elephants everywhere
Does it make any sense, do I look like I care?
Every other city. Where’s your sense of adventure
We’ve got an elephant shaped sports centre
Nowhere in Leicester has giant clocks
Made in the shape of a red fox
A roundabout shaped like a liver bird
Would strike Liverpool folks as absurd
So don’t think of our city as concrete grey
It’s the colour of elephants, that’s what I say
Did they help St George to slay the dragon?
Or rest against trees when they were flaggin’?
They’ve been here since we had the Black Prince
And they really hard, so we put ‘em on bollards
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Larkin's Lost Landmarks
02:28
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I wanted a lark, so I read Philip Larkin
He’s not a fan of Cov / I hear you remarking
We’re his seeds of ambivalence first truly sowed
When they flattened his house for the new ring road
Or that he never did more than look across
At barmaid he adored in the Golden Cross
There was never any hope of making whoppee
As sex wasn’t invented until ‘63
The cathedral font where he was baptised
Well in the war it got vaporised
The cobbled old streets left a great impression
But they were soon marked for demolition
Jazz at the hippodrome thrilled Phil as a boy
But the venue itself of course it’s been destroyed
So when he says “Coventry, I remember”
He means “my word, it’s been dismembered!”
I wanted a lark / so I read Philip Larkin
I wasn’t prepared / for what I was embarking
Dour pessimism arranged in stanzas
It’s hardly a fun filled extravaganza
I maybe a heathen / Or maybe just thick
In place of lyrical prose / I’d take a limerick.
So when you venture into verse remember this is true
Poets, they muck you up they do
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My Mate Frank
02:27
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My mate Frank had a good idea
as good as you can get
forget all the bits In an piston engine
and invent the turbojet
His flying officer at the RAF // made A very important statement
Your turbojet’s a clever idea so // Make sure you take out a patent
Then while you sort out all the problems // go back to what you know
Aerobatics, showing off // and flying too darn too low
Alan Arnold Griffith, was first man to review it
He found an error in the calcs, and claimed Whittle blew it
Too large, weak and impractical, he surmised with a sigh
To be Frank my dear Whittle, this idea will never fly
British Thompson Houston were a little more enthused
Their Chief engineer liked // The plans that he perused
But when asked to give some funding // they felt bound to reply
To be Frank my dear Whittle, this idea will never fly
In 35 the Patent lapsed // The whole idea nearly collapsed
Then one last spin with no regrets // Go all in and found power jets
There was toil and there was heartache // The progress was gradual
When you’re inventing the future // There’s no Haynes manual
The finally they watched it go
An mph of 3 7 0
Amongst the noise “it flies” they cried
“That’s what it’s blooming meant to do” - Whittle replied
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How To Destroy A City
02:50
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2 X-Appartus navigational device beams cross over the target
13 specially modified Heinkel planes drop marker flares and initial incendiary devices
515 bombers head towards the target.
First they drop high explosive bombs to knock out the utilities and crater the roads.
Hampering the fire brigade\s ability to control the impending blaze
They also shatter roofs making it easier for the incendiary bombs that follow to ignite buildings
This bombing raid continues for 10 hours, building into a firestorm of over 200 fires
Daimler factory destroyed
Humber hillman factory destroyed
Alfred herbert factory destroyed
11 aircraft & naval factories destroyed
More than 4300 homes, two-thirds if the city’s buildings, destroyed.
It engulfs the cathedral at the city’s heart
It silences hundreds of innocent lives.
It effectively destroys a city.
And yet, you have not destroyed a city at all.
It’s soul still remains and it’s humanity still remains.
And it’s people will rise and rebuild, and embrace a spirit of reconciliation.
Never forgetting, but never being defined by their past.
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Meet Donald - the man with a plan! (x2)
Due to the blitz, your cities in bits
But here comes a man, with a plan that fits
Meet Donald - the man with a plan! (x2)
Coventry’s Corbusier
Didn’t wait for the rubble to be cleared away
A city of the future was his scheme
Not some half baked Milton Keynes
It’s a poly centric new adventure
Creating zones in the city centre
With buildings all harmonious
Remove anything erroneous
These medieval buildings are obsolete
So Let’s shift them into old spon street
We’ve got a masterplan to complete
Not using timber but concrete
We hate congestion, so let’s rethink
A traffic free shopping precinct
Your Alvis motor, you need to park it?
Use the circular deck, atop the market.
He caught the spirit of ‘53
Which in hindsight’s not a great legacy
He didn’t have the budget of Brasilia
And the public wanted something familiar
At times it seems like his work’s in vain
They wrecked the central plan with cathedral lanes
He tried to win over all the haters
Then they add an unslightly escalator
Poor Donald - The man with a plan (x2)
An inspiring scheme that really fits
But he only got to implement bits
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A London taxi ain’t from Hackney
Your cab don’t come, from Dagenham
No need to pimp your ride, or try new tricks
With a TX4, from CV6
It’s the iconic motor, we can all afford
No need for a car loan, just hop on board
The rich and famous, still take a cab
As will the pissed bloke, with a kebab
Owned & driven, by Stephen Fry
Although he never, picks up passers by
You can turn on a sixpence, like a Thomson’s gazelle
Which you need for drop offs, at the Savoy Hotel
A taxi by Fiat? I don’t want to see it
When there’s a British design, that’s so divine
So stuff the limos, and up yours Uber
An old school cabbie, is the finest chaffeur
The Austin FX3 opened the door
Then came the TX1 to TX4
Along the way was the Fairway
Now met the new kid, the plugin hybrid
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Though they may struggle on the football field
The folk of Sheffield are quite well heeled
In the streets of Durham you may succumb
To mix of the divine and the humdrum
There's a sense of glee when you reach Ely
Because there's so little else in the fens to see
But I'd only invest a, day in Leicester
If they accept my request to be a crisp tester
I'm happy to give these places my backing
But there's a certain something they are lacking
And it's a certain something you'll clearly see
If you take a trip to Coventry - because..
We've got one more cathedral than you
We've got one more cathedral than you
That big church with it's gorgeous views?
Well you've got one and Cov's got two
Cov's ruined cathedral has a certain grandeur
And we've got a new one right next door
A modern cathedral in every sense
Designed by the master Basil Spence
Come inside to see the majesty
Of the worlds largest tapestry
Other cities were bombed by the Luftwaffe
But their new buildings are much naffer
It adds some style to Carlisle
And gives a lustre to the south of Worcester
A cathedral in your city means you're set to stun
But two are better than one - and...
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Delia’s not from Derbyshire
She’s not from Timbuktu
She changed the music that we hear
With the theme from Doctor Who
The heroine of the sixties
Isn’t Mary Quant
It’s the radiophonic workshop’s
Musical Duchamp
She could visualise music
By looking at LP grooves
And was a master at manipulating
How a waveform moves
With tape machines & samples
She achieved an almighty feat
Creating the worlds most mainstream
Musical concrete
The finest audio alchemist
The great found sound creator
Coaxing soundscapes from a lampshade
Or raft of oscillators
One Delia taught us
Perfect egg boiling technique
The other one perfected
musique acousmatique
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Round & round & round we go / Where we stop, no-one knows
It is a road without end / And it’s driving me right round the bend
Welcome to the highway code / For the Coventry ring road
A modern marvel for commuters / Designed on Coventry’s first computer
Unless you’re clinically insane / Remain in the right hand lane
The left hand lane has a single function / Joining or leaving at a junction
The exits are in close proximity / With cars leaving and joining it’s lunacy
The slip roads are slip shod / You’re best to put your foot down & pray to god
Never drive faster than forty / Speeding is incredibly naughty
It’s not a circuit for a Grand Prix / It’s the A 4053
The locals drive like psychos / The visitors are clueless
The risk of a fatality / Is too huge to assess
There's some impertinent soul / Driving up my bum
And if he doesn't back off / I will beat him like a drum
My favourite junction overlooks IKEA / But the slip road by Wickes fills me with fear
You might complain about the M25 / But at least you're likely to come out alive
This ring road is a death trap / It makes a sat nav weep with fear
If a nuclear war destroys the earth / I bet the ring road will still be here!
You can get your kicks on Route 66
And have your fun on Highway 61
But the Tarmac of choice near my abode
The Coventry Ringway Ring Road!
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Chuck Berry, the father of rock and roll
Only had a single number one hit
It wasn’t Maybelline, or Johnny B Goode,
It was a quirky little thing called My Ding A Ling
He didn’t record it in Chicago or New York
He didn’t cut it in Hitsville USA
He recorded it in what became the library, of the UK’s motor city
It was go Johnny go at the Locarno
When Chuck played after Slade at a festival show
Backed by middling Caucasians from across the land
The folks who became the average white band
From the back a hack was heard to cry
“Chuck stole rock and roll from Marty McFly”
Ding ding – he played my ding a ling
It was a hell of a gig, it tore of the ceiling
Everyone there was rocking and reeling
He went on too long and the suits were annoyed
Can’t you hear we need to clear this place for Pink Floyd
But the crowd kept on chanting “we want Chuck”
Dark side of the moon, oh who gives a f...
No-one’s claiming that it’s his best song
But boy did the crowd all sing a long
As epic smut goes it’s top of the genre
11 whole minutes of single entendre
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[The Ghost Town (Car) Is parked up on my driveway] x2
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KIT from knight rider means nothing to me
Forget the Dukes Of Hazard General Lee
I knew I’d bagged a real star
The day I bought the Ghost Town car
(Ghost town car chords x 2)
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In the Autumn of 1981 // My old car, was dead and done
Then I saw, a Vauxhall Cresta // Who looked so good, I caressed her
It’s roughly the size of a minibus // And holds 7 musicians with no fuss
Hear it cruising down the street // The skarburettor playing a Bradbury beat
It’s not Jerry built it was Jerry owned
Well, when they shot the video Dammers had it on loan
But from the streets of Cov to the banks of the Thames
There’s no better Ford or Mercedes Benz
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(Chorus then ghost town car chords x 2)
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It was sold to me by some Camden chap
A cockney geezer who gave it all that
He said “You’ll like driving in this car // It’s better than a Jaguar
You can drive it to Foleshill // And turn the head of Jimmy Hill”
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Upon arriving, tensions were rising
Because Terry Hall, had made it stall
This handles like a van said Horace Gentleman
But Neville said “so?” and cranked the stereo
Then someone in the back yelled "radiation leak"
Roddy’d had a slash on the back seat
Then Lynval cried and we asked him why?
He said... The brakes won’t work no more // Too much racing on the ring road
[The Ghost Town (Car) has crashed into a lamppost]
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Welcome one, welcome all to my delicatessen
In the ways of the cheese I want to give you a lesson
A blue veined Stilton may have depth and drama
But surely you'd prefer some bananarama
A nutty Jarlsberg is OK with Ryvita
But it's not as sublime as Divine or Sinitta
Why settle for Camembert or settle for Brie?
When I've got a lovely piece of this Rick Astley
[You're never going to give that up]
Cheese, cheese, just bring me cheese
I want 80s pop that is bound to please
As a gourmet experience you can't top
Pete Waterman's ultimate cheese shop
There is some cheese that is always in vogue
A firm Parmesan or a bouncy Minogue
A cheese of this order is always thought of highly
Who wouldn't want a cave aged Kylie?
But not every soap star has the same talents
Get the wrong balance and you get Holly Valance
Some cheese won't age well, no matter how good the cellar
Pity Jason Donovan, the poor fella
Forget your guitars and your vocal ranges
Just get a catchy beat and 3 key changes
I don't want art that sits on a plinth
Give me endless number ones made on a Fairlight synth
The finest cheese making artisans
Have nothing on Stock, Aitken & Waterman
Their fromage selection is delectable
But it ain't never going to be respectable
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Gary Mabbutt's Knee
02:40
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No where on earth is just like heaven
But it came close in 87
When thousands from Coventry
Headed down to Wemberley
There was a rocky start they couldn’t afford
As 2 minutes in Clive Allen scored
It seemed the dream couldn’t be deader
But they didn’t count on a Houchen header
And then in extra time... ...divine intervention
From the finest body part... …I can ever mention
Forget the smile of the Mona Lisa
And the towering pyramids of Giza
I’m not impressed by the Sistine chapel
Or new smart phones designed by Apple
Call Chanel & Dior
As there should be debate no more
That beauty’s true apogee
Is Gary Mabbut’s knee
That fateful knee bound deflection
placed the ball to perfection
It was clear the fates had aligned
Just hand the trophy to Kilcline
From kick a rounds at the singer factory
Via Jimmy Hill’s alacrity
To days when boys in a sky blue tunic
Would defeat the likes Of Bayern Munich.
And now this… ..to top it all off
The FA Cup… …held aloft
[Chrous]
Middle 8
I’m Frankly not that partial
To Beckhams metatarsal
You can’t impress me with the span
Of Gordon Banks hands
And let’s just all gloss over
Bobby Charlton’s combover
As nothing is as heavenly
As Gary Mabbutt’s knee
The finest thing you’ll ever see...
Nothings shaped as majestically...
No amount of praise is hyperbole..
Nothing has finer accuracy...
Chas & Dave gaze ruefully...
Nothing speaks better cock-er-ney
Can we build a statue on Whoberley...
The finest thing you’ll ever see...
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A nom for Turner Prize, is a bit of a surprise
When every canvas that you fill, just shows a bit of Tile Hill
The dog poo bin, looks amazing
Though you painted it, with an airfix kit
From kick abouts on the ponderosa
To pubs being flattened by a bulldozer
Sights that defined his childhood
Fade like sodden porn in Limbrick wood
The stop at the top & the banana flats
In the Black Prince for drunken chats
Where the garages have more resonance
Than the landmark church by Basil Spence
Can you see what George Shaw saw?
Coventry as it was before…
The Co-op sleigh ride, fishy Moore’s
And Parsons Nose pies we all adore
There’s a Phoenix rising, a city rousing
And an awful lot of student housing
We’ll live and die for The Enemy
And the Sky Blues were back at Wembley
But do you forgo Fargo, for a cheeky Nando’s?
Or cheer a culture city where everything goes?
Do you hum Jay1 in the morning air?
Or moan about the changes to Broadgate square?
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David Goody Coventry, UK
Combining bizarre ideas, ridiculous rhymes & strange musical instruments gives you:
David Goody - absurd comic song
creator.
In a world of bland ballads and prosaic lyrics there is a need for more music about hypnotised chickens, quantum physics, biscuit psychology, fascist fruit and the Coventry inner city ring road.
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